Chicago, IL - According to an email thread between Michael Glab and Anthony Garcia, the two Temperance All Stars have decided to break the meat portion of Temperance this Friday. After several hours of intense negotiations the two decided on breaking meat Temperance at Lotties, known for having the most robust and delicious wings in the entire City of Chicago.
Good behavior and a general sense of boredom were cited as the main factors behind today's stunning decision. The boys also did not think it would be a good idea to reintroduce alcohol and meat into their respective systems all at once. "Thank God this is happening Friday, I can't take this much longer," said a relieved Anthony Garcia. "My meat consumption is second only to my consumption of peanut butter waffles with Hershey chocolate sauce so this will really improve my outlook on life."
Michael Glab seemed to view the decision with youthful exuberance. "I'm glad we were able to make it this far, I would have rather had the alcohol end first, but we needed to come to a mutual decision that this was the best route. Our T2010 behavior has been stellar thus far and this will be our reward. From a health standpoint we do not want to overload our fragile stomachs with too much all at once and we thought this would be a necessary step."
The boys plan on having Lotties wings on Friday night and they encourage any T2010 participants to come on out. The alcohol portion of Temperance remains in effect until the Breaking March 5. Again the boys plan on making a stop by Lotties before going around to Wicker Park drinkeries annoying everyone in their sights.
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