This is Breaking News from Temperance 2010:
River Forest, IL - Kevin P. Newman has been suspended indefinitely from Temperance 2010. His suspension is effective immediately. At 1:07 PM on Saturday January 9, 2010 I received the following text message from Mr. Newman:
"Im getting a special dispensation 2 drink 2day bc i upped the fwick (Fenwick high school) entrance xam by 30 w my mere presence. Im going to do an xtra wk in march anyway so its ok. And I can write 1sthand of my hangover on our blog."
A half hour later, a phone call to Kevin was placed by MVT which confirmed the text. "The die has been cast" Kevin told MVT.
An emergency T2010 Virtual Summit was held between Anthony Garcia, Michael Vincent and Myself. Punishments ranging from 60 minutes of tickle torture to a lifetime Temperance ban were discussed. Although we have yet to agree on a proper punishment, Kevin is suspended henceforth. This action was taken due to the PREMEDITATED nature of Kevin's breaking of Temperance.
Please stay tuned for further updates regarding this Breaking News Story.
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