Temperance 2012 - The Gang of Six.

Friday, January 8, 2010

How To Avoid Cravings

My friend Mike Glab just mentioned the trying nature of temperance regarding "cravings" for that which we deny ourselves. A good way to deal with this is to think of yourself naked, on a beach, with ripped muscles and a hot Dominican beauty queen on your junk, making you feel like Mike Tallarico usually feels. As John Lennon once said, "Imagine...bed." Nein. Also, masturbating at least 9 times an evening helps to make you so tired that you want nothing more than to sleep and think of not masturbating. Get the cord.

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