Friday, January 8, 2010
How To Avoid Cravings
My friend Mike Glab just mentioned the trying nature of temperance regarding "cravings" for that which we deny ourselves. A good way to deal with this is to think of yourself naked, on a beach, with ripped muscles and a hot Dominican beauty queen on your junk, making you feel like Mike Tallarico usually feels. As John Lennon once said, "Imagine...bed." Nein. Also, masturbating at least 9 times an evening helps to make you so tired that you want nothing more than to sleep and think of not masturbating. Get the cord.
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