RAW

Just beat Barileau by, a 1211 W. Addison record, 30 points in NBA JAM. Golden State is my new squad. Chris Mullin is an unstoppable offensive (and defensive!!!?!) force. Merk thought my 12 point victory with Golden State over Portland was a fluke, then I slayed his ass by THIRTY!!!!!!!!!!! The Knickerbockers were no match for Mullin and Hardaway, who's contributions cannot be overlooked. Mullin reached On Fire status mid way into the 3rd and kept it all the way until MarC turned off the system with 50 seconds left in the most triumphant brucasing this Sega has ever seen! Mullin is the best white dude in NBA JAM, way better than Rony Seikley. The Empire is BACK!

UPDATE:

Buzzer Beater!

In our third JAM battle Chris Mullin hit a three as time expired to give the Warriors a 56-54 victory, their third straight. Chris Mullin is the fucking man!!!!!!


Update Part II:

Sadly the little bitch copied my strategy and began playing with Detlef Schrempf of the Supersonics. What a fucking weasel! Can't even devise his own strategies so he has to copy mine. Little bitch!!!!