Liz Newman says her brother is NOT fat.......
Anyways, Newman's blog access has been suspended for two weeks: One week for his premeditated breaking of Temperance and another week for his sister saying he's not fat. Although my body fat percentage probably lies in the mid teens to low twenties, it is at least slightly proportioned throughout my body, giving me enough rank to call Kevin fat.
Liz have you ever seen Kevin without a shirt?. His midsection looks like a Purple Gak factory formed a joint venture with a Cinnamon Mini M&M farm.
Kevin claims he wont drink again until the first week of March, but none of us are really buying it. However we will not give up on Kevin and we are rooting for his return in two weeks. Kevin is as weird as weird can get, but we enjoy his contributions to the blog and his flamboyant asexuality.
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