On New Years Eve we had an unexpected, but most welcome late addition to Temperance. For those you who do not know Michael Vincent Tallarico, here are some ways his close friends describe him:
"King of the Nerds"
"Fart Machine"
"Dr. Robot"
"Burrito Slayer 3000"
MVT is a man of extremes. He is perhaps, one of the most intelligent people in world and he demonstrates this through his studies in medicine and his vast knowledge of original Star Trek episodes. I have witnessed MVT eat three and a half large burritos, including one with extra sour cream, and have no ill effects. Once he ate so many leftovers from a summer BBQ, that he became incoherent and could not walk for almost an hour. The term "Food Drunk" was coined as a result. He is smarter than you, better looking than you, stronger than everyone combined and his metabolism powers North Riverside Park Mall and the Pink Line year round.
Welcome to Temperance MVT, you don't need us, but we sure need you.
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